Stephen J Burke

• The URMC bill payment system looks like an 8 year old wrote it and it runs on PayPal. I was expecting more. http://t.co/cYsISWBa #
• Another dream retreat in the Adirondack's, complete with underground missile silo. http://t.co/4Cz0peVU #
• Turns out the driver of the track dryer was sleeping with Montoya's sister. Ok… Not really but that would have given it some purpose. #
• Grassroots Motorsports is now digital. April 2012 edition is free for a limited time, so check it out. http://t.co/S0sn7QSM #
• Should we really need to work on a leap year day? Seems like it should be lost time regained elsewhere but an office. #
• The only worthy mug that Starbucks has sold since 2008 has given up. I hate finding a new mug. http://t.co/ySkWp0Bx #
• Pimpin the bachelor pad all weekend. It's off the hook here. http://t.co/oO8v3wLb #
• Sold the old wing to a dude who just drove from Ohio to pick it up. http://t.co/DZtBEhZA #
• Updating the COBB AccessPort for the WRX to sell. Sell one toy to fund another. http://t.co/hP4BF23k #

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• I need a new accountant. Must know what email is. AOL users need not apply. #
• The Magnus Evo X recreated in Forza 4. Epic. http://t.co/2sZ7hept #
• Have to love when a mom builds you an F1 car to play your games in. http://t.co/V7ED3GMX #
• Ignore Microsoft software long enough they get around to doing it right. Exchange collects and kills the PST files. http://t.co/Ff5fAshq #
• Need spies at Road Atlanta this weekend to report on others testing cars for One Lap. http://t.co/1O9Dw5az #
• When I am rich I am going to have a room full of chairs just to hang the coats on the back of them. Mostly to drive my wife nuts. #
• Packrat is an inherited trait. Sorting hydraulic fittings I may never need. http://t.co/aC9UhYa5 #
• When we race, we don't shut down for rain and we turn both directions. 64 Days until One Lap of America. http://t.co/T4z7Qw3F #

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• New pistons for the 4B11 motor, now available from Magnus and coming to a One Lap of America race team near you. http://t.co/XLX3VQ5W #
• Had to confirm with my wife that we are exchanging cards and gifts for valentines day AFTER work. Of course I have a card already. #
• Whomever thought it was alright to twist vampires into love stories, Abe is coming for you. http://t.co/g3etxZ59 #
• Last day wearing glasses. LASIK tomorrow. I still can't answer what took me so long. #
• Limited Edition Fire Recover Team shirts for our friends at Magnus. http://t.co/nvc9bN1M #
• I was worried there weren't enough reasons to get pulled over by 3 different police agencies on the Irondequoit Bay.
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• Concept cars always end up turning into crap by production. Actually hope the Kia Track'ster makes it through. http://t.co/sbUUq8iC #
• No texting or computers after LASIK…After this one, honest. http://t.co/7sHCQOqQ #
• Eye charts in use by apple. Brilliant. http://t.co/d202DHpO #
• Clicked the trial for Hulu Plus. Here's a concept, how about if I pay, you drop the saturation of ads? #
• Watching our friends on EvoXForums put the car design back into Forza 4. http://t.co/992dHZRz #
• Looks like a good morning to go for a drive. http://t.co/vQghNJ1J #

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• Coolest drone quadcopters ever. They would be patrolling the house at all times if I had these. http://t.co/zIZui7Cv #
• You know the opening scene in The Incredibles where he keeps checking his watch and saying "I still got time"? That is my every morning. #
• Drove home and needed sunglasses because the sun was still up…weird. #
• Nikon D800/D800E are released. Pay for an epic journey around the country or the camera that would bring it to life? http://t.co/uPQoXxO5 #
• Apparently having a calendaring and scheduling system doesn't prevent us from "reply to all" group emails of who is available for 2 days. #
• Not impressed TomTom. Discount on your own site with your own coupon and you change your mind. http://t.co/7edI0OlJ #
• An Iconic Cannonball Datsun 510 going up for sale in the area. Amazing job restoring this car. http://t.co/0p8WnPt6 #
• Ok, the new tools in Google Analytics are fucking awesome. Little excuses left for not knowing if your website is successfully engaging. #
• Using Amazon more for video streaming than I thought I would. Glad to see it expanding. http://t.co/APWupZVu #
• Exhibit A on how to choose your turbo. http://t.co/fXb2EzZj #

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• Better have clean twitter records before you visit the US. Love my country, but man it needs an enema. http://t.co/UbdnBECB #
• Developing a sickness proximity app. Everybody registers their illness and I am alerted when I get too close. #
• New record of 145 water skier behind one boat. http://t.co/CanrzAbA #
• Latest update from the Rochester one lap teams. The winning team of Wirth and Caron change up. http://t.co/E0M2MC5W #
• Wasted a perfectly good sick day being sick. #
• Candy bribes to remove your seized turbo bolts. An untapped resource in the Rochester area. http://t.co/QP5oZxzw #
• Hal is now running the house temperature. Nest online. http://t.co/onF7e77P #
• Had to get inventive with lifting the car in the air to remove the motor in the Evo X. http://t.co/BrCwENoY #
• The house smells good before the Super Bowl party. That is all I can offer with Chili. http://t.co/5A2zIm3p #
• Already crashed http://t.co/YIxkHloE with the media flow. Good luck when the real traffic hits in about 4 hours. http://t.co/GtZxc86J #
• Direct link to the unpublished OK Go Video on YouTube if you want to bypass the broken media site. http://t.co/ZgGVdiKd #

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• BTW, after one lap 2011 Tim made an entire suspension company, devoted to making survivable race worthy parts. http://t.co/oSl9azGw #
• Just to make it fair to the other guys, we melted a piston in the Evo X. Should allow them to keep up. http://t.co/TSa8cJAn #
• NY trying to push training seminars through video conference and wondering why it fails. Leadership is 8 years behind technology. Sad #
• Could UPS at least pretend to care? http://t.co/Vd5GtGqW #
• Membership renewal for NASA complete. http://t.co/JMXKJjan #
• Caught up with yesterdays the state of the union during lunch. Made more than lunch hard to swallow. #
• Have to read this job posting on the Magnus Facebook page, just for the entertainment value. http://t.co/50suODMT #
• Prepped for time lapse photo tests. Mounting a heavy DSLR in the car may be a challenge. http://t.co/hbndEbvq #
• I really need to convince the neighbors to let me turn the back yards into one pond. http://t.co/FkhxzE9m #
• If anybody wants to donate their now outdated netbooks, we could use them for the kids program here. #
• Subaru nerds…identify whether this part is off the car. Found under the car. http://t.co/J01EotR6 #
• Top Gear Stunt School game is free in the iTunes store…Must have that for One Lap transit drives. http://t.co/ULt3c7Ml #
• Watching the "other" Magnus live stream from Daytona dancing with Brumos. http://t.co/ME9tcYNv #
• All the pros use light boxes made of cardboard. http://t.co/kFaUMQfY #

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• Making it hard to post epic updates when bluehost has the sites down…again. I need the path to real web hosting enlightenment. #
• Looks like 6pm and Zappos were hacked. I got the password reset notices. #
• Finally the use of a proper getaway car in Hollywood. Might have to see Haywire, just for the Evo X. http://t.co/x1YcNQYm #
• The adventure begins…again. We are running in the 2012 One Lap of America. http://t.co/2K4M0X2Y #
• Is it bad when I can hear the shingles breaking off and sliding down the roof from the wind? #
• Yup. That's what I heard. Roof shingle flying away yesterday. http://t.co/M0Va8Iee #
• Glad I was a child of of Kodak. Hopefully filing chapter 11 isn't the end of the story. #

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• If anybody needs an emergency reporter dispatched to Vegas to cover CES, I will find the time. #
• I would know the ass of that Ultima GTR anywhere. Wonder if DSport knows they are using a One Lap car in their pic. http://t.co/NSM7oCkc #
• Damn Facebook timeline making me look lame until I actually "like" things. I am far to picky to like anything. #
• Really wish I hadn't paid that snow plow contract so far. #
• If you weren't using Google Plus before for your SEO, you might want to pay attention. http://t.co/nr0H6mVR #
• Bad news, Hostess files for bankruptcy. Good news, the Twinkie has a shelf life that will out live us all. http://t.co/HVNJIfkP #
• The question of 2012. If I start a business to help people with IT strategy and planning would people stop asking me to do them "favors". #
• My family thinks they went to Apple because "they" like them. That is my brainwashing so I could escape from fixing computers at home. #
• A few beers later and I fully understand our tax system.
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• Finally a commute worth driving in. http://t.co/pAqVWvVy #
• Starting a company where you have to enjoy driving in the snow and bitching about it may be grounds for dismissal. #
• I need more friends who are videographers. By more I mean even one. #
• Good day for a road trip. Headed north to meet a man about an engine. http://t.co/t1vqmiks #
• Never realized just how tough these guys at Magnus really were. http://t.co/apOHCaON #

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• The FedEx office in Webster needs an after hours drop box. I had to be THAT guy to get them to open the door early for me. #
• We need a Snow Survival driving school. Sort of like the @tire_rack @street_survival but not teen limited in our snow covered regions. #
• Nikon press release in Japan on the 6th. If they announce that D800 I may be in trouble. #
• I might have to permanently shift hours at work. My presence during the day is for the anti-productive Steve. #
• Have to love Sweden, where file sharing can be a religion.
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• Nikon released the D4. Want one? Yes. Afford one without opening a photography business to justify it? No. http://t.co/6PnM4gUS #
• Pretty sure nobody here would understand a word of this story regarding the data backups we do.
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• Glass nerds in the morning certainly do blow. http://t.co/fC6JS7dY #
• Sunday project of putting some heated seats into the FJ Cruiser. http://t.co/HHrzjNw7 #
• I measure my Sunday project times in movies. So far this is a Predator + I am Legend kind of project. Need movies in the barn to continue. #

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• So who is hosting the new years party if we don't? #
• Compiling the master list of how to get onto Watkins Glen this year.
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• Car is cleaned and more importantly out of the barn. Car must exit before the lift may enter. http://t.co/BuAFgekT #
• Inventing a new years resolution use less jack stands. Unloading the lift. http://t.co/d7tlwBd9 #
• The lift is in the building. Now you can bring back the snow. http://t.co/b6jyX4jp #

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